Public beta · satiremain — Session

Reject companies
before they reject you.

You've received enough rejection emails. Now it's your turn. Chat with an AI company rep in a live reverse interview, score them, and generate a rejection letter worth sharing.

◆The committee is accepting employer evaluations.◆Be the first evaluator on record this week.◆The committee is accepting employer evaluations.◆Be the first evaluator on record this week.

The process

Four rounds. Yours, this time.

01
Select a company

Pick one that ghosted you. Or any of the others.

02
Live AI interview

Chat with a company rep who knows their dossier - no script.

03
Rate the employer

Score them across six categories. Be fair. Or don't.

04
Send the letter

Generate, edit, share. Cathartic.

Today's applicants

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“After careful consideration, I have decided to pursue opportunities with employers whose compensation package better aligns with current market conditions.”

- Sample rejection letter, Professional template

Please read

Unfortunately is satire and educational. Company profiles are community-generated simulations, not official representations. Ratings reflect user opinion. Nothing on this site should be read as a factual statement by any real company. See the full disclaimer.